Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (September 5, 2020)

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Sep 5, 2020 3:00 PM EDT

Finally, it's the weekend, which can only mean one thing; it's time to kick back and scroll through this week's Top Shower Thoughts. Some consider them the most profound philosophical insights of the generation. Others view them as irrelevant ramblings. You can decide after you read through them, and once you're done, here are last weeks in case you missed them.

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  • 01
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/massivecomplexity 5 days ago A lot less people would buy a lottery ticket if the rule was "pick a number between 1 and 300 million. If you guess right, you win."
    via u/massivecomplexity
  • 02
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/ConnorIsABeast 6 days ago If magic was real it would just be a branch of science
    via u/ConnorIsABeast
  • 03
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Xander_Cloud 2 days ago We're lucky we don't have more naturally exposed bones on our body considering how much attention and upkeep teeth require.
    via u/Xander_Cloud
  • 04
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Overfrozen 1 day ago If fire didn't give off light, it'd be much more terrifying.
    via u/Overfrozen
  • 05
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/lilnickywhip 5 days ago If someone took a photo of themselves every day from 0 to 100 years old, we could watch a video of their entire life in a 10 minute and 8 second video at 60 frames per second.
    via u/lilnickywhip
  • 06
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/engineerdrummer 6 days ago Procrastination is so selfish that you don't even care what your future self has to go through for that instant gratification.
    via u/engineerdrummer
  • 07
    Text - C r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Face_McSh00ty 6 days ago What's annoying about following a student driver isn't that they're poor drivers, but that they follow traffic laws so rigidly.
    via u/Face_McSh00ty
  • 08
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Becauseisaidsotoo 5 days ago Insects basically live in a comic book universe: they have different super powers, and they're constantly battling each other, and dealing with the threats from huge monsters and enormous machines.
    via u/Becauseisaidsotoo
  • 09
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/SirDeep 5 days ago The fact that garbage bags are designed to be thrown away and aren't biodegradable is a pretty glaring design flaw
    via u/SirDeep
  • 10
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/danukeduke 6 days ago It's fun being alone until being alone is the only option you have.
    via u/danukeduke
  • 11
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/hartomo2 4 days ago Saying 'cool' makes you blow cool air, and saying 'hot' makes you exhale hot air.
    via u/hartomo2
  • 12
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/jfi224 7 days ago In elementary school you avoid writing complete sentences because it takes too long. In high school you go out of your way to right elaborately complete sentences in order to reach your word requirement as quickly as possible.
    via u/jfi224
  • 13
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/forgiving_constantly 5 days ago If superhero movies have taught us anything, it's that one person's life is worth millions in property damage.
    via u/forgiving_constantly
  • 14
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/AppleberryJames 1 day ago Nobody smiles harder than a foreigner who has no idea what you just said
    via u/AppleberryJames
  • 15
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Venokris 2 days ago Toddlers find it perfectly normal to be surrounded by giants that pick them up and carry them around.
    via u/Venokris

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